The past few days i am also trying to readjust my diet. Cos during the period when i m in hong kong, i have been eating and eating and eating and eating and eating and eating and eating (u get my idea i hope).. one day eat so many meals... cfm grow fatter than fat! Not easy readjusting .. keep getting hungry!! like withdrawal symptoms... lucky i managed to overcome that and readjust back..phew!
Recently, i also went out with my campmates and learnt that a few other campmates are already fathers already!! OMG all of them are just so responsive to the government lah... lookis like hopeless cases like me is time to advertise on newspaper to look for my other half!! If not in no time i will be a lao chu nan liaoz...ARGH!!!
Finally,was reading the comic "Liar Game" and i totally like it lah...Very nice i must say, the writer is quite good in mind games i must say to produce such a book.. the book got a lot of tricks which i myself couldn't think of....maybe because i m getting senile liaoz..Anyway with regards to the the topic on "Liar Game" i think i would to steal a joke from my fren's blog to show the idea of the comic...what may seem obvious may not necessary be.....enjoy..
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and tells the loan officer that she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The loan officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls-Royce, which is parked in front of the bank. She has the title and everything checks out, so the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
As the blonde leaves with the money, the bank's president and officers enjoy a good laugh at someone using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee moves the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it.
Two weeks later the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
As he hands the keys back to the blonde, the loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and the transaction has worked out very nicely. But we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked your records and found that you are a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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